Fatbald's Hovel

Hey, kids, ya like Shantae?

OH MY GOD

Thanks, Internet. Hadn’t seen that one, but…thanks.

Aaron: Seth drunk dialed me to talk about existentialism once.
Hollie: Lmao how did that go?
Aaron: I missed the call. Seems appropriate.

sesamestreet:

So Jon Stewart was at our gala. And someone put this together. And we liked it.

ilovecharts:

Stereotyping In Europe

Come to think of it, this would make a pretty good campaign slogan for the Republican Party.

Liger Link: I am smelling shit mixed with the incense
Aaron Kinney: Outstanding.
Liger Link: I have to sleep with this......shit
Liger Link: ugh
Liger Link: even the puns stink
Liger Link: I CAN'T STOP
Liger Link: pun diarrhea
Aaron Kinney: these puns are shitty even for you

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Jared: He's 39 years old and he's married to a 17 year old.

David: Now if that ain't more natural than two men gettin' married, I don't know what is.

Classic Godzilla. Doesn’t get any better.